Life of Sauce

Lame

If I couldn’t have gotten any lamer.. I think I accomplished it. I also believe I’m going through a midlife crisis yet I’m only a teenager. I spent the whole day making bro tees, working out, and laying on the floor. I chose not to go to prom because I don’t conform to society, therefore I am kicking society in the face. It was expected of me to go and everyone told me to go which made me way more inclined not to go. This midlife crisis is hitting me hard; I’m acting way more crazy than usual. Next thing you know, I’ll be watching soap operas on the floor wearing nothing but underwear and eating Nutella.. I hate Nutella. This is scary, yo. 

That is all.